Lyrics

if I were chocolate you'd have me everyday
smile that smile that puts that
secret dimple on display
I'd be all covered in peanut butter
& I'd never wake up blue
I'd wake up gone, all eaten up by you

if I were cigarettes you wouldn't let me be
you'd sit & read your book
taking sweet drags offa me
you'd kiss me when you play guitar & when you drive your car
no I wouldn't get far, there you are
sticking to my tar

well I wanna got hung up, dragged down
& ripped apart every night
if you don't know how to do it
keep on trying til you get it right
if I had what I would rather
I would gather all the love I see
I'm addicted to it baby
maybe you could get addicted to me

if I were whiskey you'd hit that once week
shit that sounds terrific
my outlook's pretty bleak
you'd share me with your family
I'd be your only friend
put me down forever
but the urge would never end

Well honey you know 'cause I told you
there's alotta ways to be untrue
it takes two to tango
& perhaps two to relapse too
if nobody is craving me
I don't know what I'm gonna do
get addicted to me baby
'cause I wanna stay addicted to you

if nobody is craving me
I don't know what I'm gonna do
get addicted to me baby
'cause I'm gonna be addicted to someone
somewhere
but I wanna stay addicted to you